heckayeah:

american sex ed

(Source: alotofbeautyinordinarythings)

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Anonymous said: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

princessjanecrocker:

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

One archaic term is scrub.

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abbeyisacartoonfreak:

helioscentrifuge:

justyouraveragehaggis:

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.

I need it.

I also need that guy’s eye.

okay what fucking fandom does a guy lose his prosthetic leg and his eye?

nobody tell him

(Source: awwww-cute)

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Anonymous said: I can't help it, I laugh a little every time I see the Moon Pride opening- all the girls have really dramatic close ups, and then Usagi just looks like she's having a nap halfway through the song. It's wonderful.

keyofnik:

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pixography:

Vakhtang Kakulia

pixography:

Vakhtang Kakulia

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paris666hilton:

THIS IS ART

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cacearo:

october everywhere else:
-cool breezes
-orange leaves
-chilly nights
-pumpkins and hay and scarecrows
-spooky

october in california:
-santa ana winds
-palm trees on fire
-90 degrees at 5am
-fire hazards EVERYWHERE
-spooky

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Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

(Source: manda)

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(Source: toocooltobehipster)

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